Vague

It was a bit frustratin y’day as d net connection was totally crap. Could not read d news . oh ya! I do read the news. Need to know the good n evil happenin in d world these days. I was actually bored , no connection wit d world kinda. I mean how much work can one do , one does need recreation u know. My net friends (d true ones) must b wonderin wer I m. ya guys me fed up too. Dats y me thought I’ll pen some crap news.
Ate a galaxy chocolate bar, as always reached heaven. Ders sumthin abt d galaxy brand,I just love it, infact I adore it. Me a big Big B I g B I G fan ya. Want, I want, I simply want more ! avvvvvvvvvvv r u listenin? I know u r. well she is struck with d ’writers block’ again guys! N I seriously don’t know how to get her out. I wish sumone does coz she gonna start worryg me for MOTIVATION. Really dunno who put dat idea in her head.
I know its been generations since I hv blogged but, ders a reason for my absence. I hv been attacked by not-so serious tragedies like my true cuz av leavin goa, learnin dat my lil sis is still stuck on crap things (ppl!), sales tax queries in office n many small silly reasons but tragedies all d same. They afflict my brain more than my heart. Ya! Duh! I try not to let my heart rule my brain and it’s a win-loose battle.
Hey did I mention dat now my sis sue also is a fan of my blog! Oh ya, d lady keeps askg if I hv updated and since today( i.e. 4/3/10) is her b.day , dis post is actually in her honour. U guys wud thk dat becoming a mother, a relation dat brings out the real essence of being a woman wud make her thk n act smart! But no d lady is still set in her old ways. She will just go ahead wit her stuff without thkg if its d rite thg to do (u know wat I mean sue). Anyways I always do it but wud like all who read my post to keep d silly fool in ur prayers (i.e. if u’ll do pray) otherwise d devil is always on hand…. Hehehehe!
Des days me watchin d ‘american idol’ but hell! Dose boys n gals can really sing to d angels! But most of d times d devil(simon?) aint like wat dy sing. Wonder if at dose times d judges get up on d wrg side of deir bed. U know guys an interestin thg is d expressions n emotions dat run across d singers faces, oh boy! U wud thk dat some moments deir face shud b back-to-front, y? coz at times dy r hideous! Ya ya sum r angels in disguise! Ironic huh? But I do enjoy d program n wait eagerly for d next episode.
I keep wondering wat av must b doing? Not during her training guys but after her work time! Wat colour is she painting the town with? U know she tells me dat she wants to have a gd figure , not get fatter by d sec/minute/hour n der she is hvg aloo parathas n juice for her food. D av!!!!!!!!! Dat girl sure knows how to eat calorie food n thk abt hvg a gd figure! I really wonder wat she is doing coz guys she was hell bent on getting to pune. One wud thk gold is handed out to ppl who line d street every Sunday. Stupid thkg? Ya ! me know but dat was d intense urgency! All u ppl readin ma blog who thkg oh crap wat silly thoughts don’t waste time on my thoughts but b practical n look out for avvvvvvvvv. Oh yes! Dat reminds me must check her orkut/fb a/c to c if she posted any unrequired snaps b4 the elderly brigade descends on her! Oh yes des thgs r rampant in our fly! D poor girl will b crushed. Gotta go!
Wow! Look at the amount I hv written. Time to pat meself on me back on d commendable job me done!
U guys shocked? Don’t be. I did say in d beginin dats its time to pen some crap news! ( n hey craps news also takes up a lot of thkg or rather creative thkg!) byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.